An italian family was sitting at the dinner table when the father asks his
oldest son tony! "why are you such a fat fuc*k?"
the son replies: "pops, it's mom's pasta! i can't stop eating it." the father
says: "you should take smaller bites! it will make you trim."
then the father asks the second son: "anthony! why are you such a fat fuc*k?"
the son replies: "pops, it's mom's pizza! i can't stop eating it it's so
good!"
papa says: "you should also take smaller bites. ask your other brother angelo
how he stays trim."
angelo replies: "it's easy! i eat lots of pus*sy."
to which the father replies: "pus*sy? Pus*sy tastes like sh*it!"
to which angelo replies: "you pops! you should take smaller bites!"
2006-10-06 03:28:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LMFAO.....Citizen strikes again!
2006-10-06 03:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like the joke!! Personal preference is the answer to that questions and what she feels comfortable with!! Good Luck!!
2006-10-06 10:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by Niecy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take big bites on the p***y and little bites on the pizza.
2006-10-06 10:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by The Zunester 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-06 10:31:34 · answer #4 · answered by Lost In Love... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-06 10:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-10-06 10:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by trushka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-10-06 12:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-10-06 10:30:54 · answer #8 · answered by Btieti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOve it :) :)
2006-10-06 11:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋