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2006-10-06 02:16:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bottom-line, we are created out of dirt, soil to food, etc., and we return to dirt.
2006-10-06 02:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Cogito Sum 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a million. you're a troll, yet i'm going to take the bait besides, through fact i'm bored. 2. human beings did no longer evolve from monkeys. human beings and monkeys the two developed from a ordinary ancestor. there's a mountain of verifiable, empirical information to help this. 3. here's a sparkling word for you: Allegory. Say it with me: Allegory. that's while somebody tells a narrative that may no longer be genuine for occasion some factor they opt to get for the duration of. Lot's spouse replace into became to salt? Allegory. did no longer take place, yet you get the thought undesirable stuff'll take place to you in case you bypass God. 4. does not the assumption of a God who could create an entire universe from a singularity (the great bang), understanding it might unfold over 15 billion years to consequence in stars, planets, existence and ultimately us strike you as so plenty extra magnificent and attainable than the "7 days/Adam & Eve" element?
2016-12-08 09:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is not a joke it's just one of the many theories out there for us to defend, rebuke, or test. Many evolutionists believe the world started from a "big bang" but they have yet to explain how the formations(rocks) that banged together were formed? What came first the "big bang" or the universe? ---Houston I think we got a problem?
2006-10-06 02:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by bigdre22 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, ha ha ha!
Imagine, God creating things from His own Almighty power versus the universe being made from nothing. If the universe came into being from nothing, then is the universe god? Before the existence of the universe, what was there? Just space? What made space exist?
2006-10-06 02:21:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is on you. I would rather be made from a rib than from a shitty pond or an @ss licking ape ancestor!
2006-10-06 02:27:16 · answer #5 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh snotty Atheists.
Evolution is just as much a joke as anything else. It's just a religious viewpoint hidden inside a pseudo-scientific wrapper.
2006-10-06 02:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Men, do u actually think u could begin to fathom the workings of God's mind?
2006-10-06 02:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by D Gyroscope 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes we believe it and better to stick to ape evolution theory because the process seems reversing in your case.
2006-10-06 02:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by MUSLIM 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Evolution is a THEORY (Darwin's theory of evolution), not a fact that has not, and cannot, explain LIFE.
2006-10-06 02:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Evolution is REAL. but the catalyst was still God
2006-10-06 02:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋