And why the hell would you eat it?
2006-10-05 23:16:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
its been cured of chronic meninchocal ham disease, its a popular disease amongst dodgy hams, in fact, i suspect that the ham wasnt ham in the first place, it was more likely to have been chicken. some chickens believe they are magic and practise spells regularly. it has been said that these spells turn the chickens into ham, therefor causing this nasty disease in the early stages of transformation.
you should be pleased that you have not yet had the privalage or misfortune of witnessing this this terrible phenomenon,,,,,,, i have and now,,, well now i live in a hospice with nice white walls and fluffy soft carpet, its a bit boring, but they gave me this nice new jacket to wear.
hope this helps . x
2006-10-07 00:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worms and deseases that you could be made very ill by. Pork can be a very unstable meet unless stored properly.
the best cured ham I have found was in Forfar in Scotland.
2006-10-05 23:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Boscombe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's been cured of it's attachment to the pig.
2006-10-05 23:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
It has been cured suitable for eating, e.
2006-10-05 23:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been cured of all the diseases known to pigs - by death!
2006-10-05 23:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by Owlwings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trotteritis!
2006-10-05 23:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been cured of living.
2006-10-05 23:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Not called Katie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Flu,headaches,period pains,swollen ankles to name but a few
2006-10-05 23:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rapid decomposition.
2006-10-05 23:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Curing" is a form of preserving food, like salting, smoking, pickling or "corning" (making salt pork with coarse grain salt).
It's a turn of phrase, like asking what crimes reformed scampi was guilty of, and what sort of rehabilitation scheme was used to reform it.
2006-10-05 23:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋