This morning i thought my boyfriend had gone to work an i got up and went to the loo (still half asleep) - left the door open - as you do when home alone - and well to be blunt - my bottom was very loud a number of times - i then realised that i hadnt heard the door slam and infact my boyfriend was next door and could hear everything -( I dont ever fart infront of him well not intentionally) He was so embarassed that he left without saying goodbye - Im mortified - Has this ever happened to you.??
2006-10-05 23:04:22 · 48 answers · asked by moo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
it wasnt just a small parp or two - i think some girls who have done "time" would have been embarassed by the longevity of one of them! God i wish the ground could have opened up........
2006-10-05 23:13:24 · update #1
how embarassing poor you! actually that happened in work yesterday i thought there was nobody in the toilet . . . and then realised too late that there was!
2006-10-05 23:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Empress 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
r u a human ? We all know you are a girlie but that doesn't make you a different species.
I would guess that he thinks you are a human ?
After all it's an official fact humans fart !!!! Not usually as bad as a dog that I once had, but that's another story
Probably left without a goodbye because there was something else on his mind.
You could ask him about it and have a laugh. It could be beneficial because as you may find it easier to talk about other embarrassing things.
2006-10-06 01:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by lifeontrack2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the same, I never fart in front of my boyfriend but once I was staying over at his and I went to the loo and a REALLY loud one accidentally snuck out! I could hear him sniggering away in the bedroom, I had to go back in to the bedroom all shame faced and be taunted by him for weeks afterwards!
2006-10-05 23:08:28 · answer #3 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Has your boyfriend spent much time in the real world? Geez, so he heard you on the loo. What's so embarrassing about that? Kinda funny, but embarrassing???
Just think, if you two can get past your inhibitions, you might get married and someday have children. What are you going to do when you give birth - not scream cause he might hear and be embarrassed?
2006-10-05 23:08:29 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I was Young my Brother told me that only men ever pooed! And that women didn't ever do it ever! Not even fart! As I was only about 5 when he told me this and I don't have any sisters I believed him! To this day I find it very difficult to come to terms with the fact that they do! My girlfriend doesn't fart in front of me at all! I have a friend called Tina that regularly texts me and tells me that she is doing a poo! but I just assume that she is lying!
Any way, the point is that I can understand your predicament! You could tell him that it wasn't you and that there was a very smelly burglar in the loo at the time! He won't believe you, but then at least you've dealt with the issue and you can forget about it!
2006-10-05 23:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by Dunk 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-18 22:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont fart in front of my boyfriend but he has heard me a few times and i was embarrassed. after seeing south park the movie with terrance and phillip though i had the urge to fart on his head so i did and he just laughed, now it's not really an issue.
2006-10-05 23:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by kiki_dees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time I had sex with my girlfriend who later became my wife of 19 years, I made her come like a hurricane and then all of a sudden I had the urge to blow. I ran down the hallway pootin all the way down...she still laughs about that to this day.
2006-10-05 23:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very easy to fix. When he comes home, apologise for making him feel uncomfortable, and give him a very affectionate kiss. Us guys may pretend to be offended by something like that, but we love the women in our lives much much more.
2006-10-06 00:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by shakespear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it has happened to me before, but my boyfriends reaction neutralised everything. We made it into a laughing matter. He just told me that im off using his toilet for a week because of the nasty smell I'd left in the air...Don't be embarrased. Its natural...
2006-10-05 23:15:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am a guy.my gf has done this many times either intentionally or by mistake.ther isnt much a problem in it.even when i fart,v just laugh of.when having sex, v purposefully fart each others face.just 4 the fun of it.dont worry bout it.when he returns,if u can fart again.ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!u have 2 take care only when having sex.Only some ,like farting while doooing
2006-10-05 23:12:51 · answer #11 · answered by Frank Guy 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋