but guys catch holy hell if they pee on the lid in the dark - as if we have night vision goggles.
Why do women always want it both ways?
2006-10-05 21:26:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm talking about peeing on the LID - not the seat.
2006-10-05 21:31:41 · update #1
No need to werry about this guy ever driving & talkking on a cell at the same time in trafic !!, Now stop & think ! When you aprotch the can and look down what do you see? The can! the top is closed, you lean over, lift the top & seat as one! Pee, If you had too deficate you just lifted the top ! turnd droped your droors and seated your self.whe don you rise pullup your droors,step away, seat down top up --passible, ifen you pee-d an steped away, not putting down anything , your buts in a sling ! now wemon aproch the can in reverse putting out one hand as in brail, with paum up , if thay - contact somthing ,it's the cover . it's lifted out of the way ! if no contact is made it is assumed the seat is down. If the seat was left up ,somones tush is gona get a cold wet serprise ! & your buts in a sling ! And of corse you took somepaper from the roll and whiped the bole whear you dribbeld , yea rite ! Now use your head , NO , Not to wipe the bolle -----itiot ! .
2006-10-06 00:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by cornelius p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you don't pee sitting down, and you guys pee standing and leave markings on the lid or in the seat, disgusting. try cleaning the bathroom if you don't want women to complain?
2006-10-06 04:46:19 · answer #2 · answered by sure_whatever_29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Beacause we want to drive you crazy!
No but for real because it's sick like we wannt touch that dirty lid and I know it must be hard for most men to lift the lid AND put it back down but just think about it if you do put it down you won't get bitched at *smiles* oh and because not all guys get inside the tolet we don't wanna set in your piss!
2006-10-06 04:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know lifting the toliet seat is tough on men. But if it's too dark for you to see to pee without squirting all over the seat, just sit down. Or is that just to "un-manly" like??
2006-10-06 04:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by allheart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We complain louder about a wet tooshie than pretty much anything else. Either install a foot pedal (to lift the seat on a pulley system) or take a seat :)
2006-10-06 04:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jillybean82 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do women always want it both ways?
because guys are easy, and because we can
Why do women complain when you leave the seat up?
why ask why? next time you go to take a dump, leave it up!
when your butt lands on the rim you piss all over, then will you be enlightened
:-)
2006-10-06 04:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We keep both lids closed at my place. I always raise two, she raises one. Isn't too complicated. No one gets catered to. I never did get why women wanted men to make sure their asses get wet and didn't make it their own priority. Oh well. It would only have to happen to me once before I made damn sure where I was placing my bum.
2006-10-06 04:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK...I usually get heat from my boys when I explain it this way, but they eventually get it.
A toilet is like a jar of peanut butter. You open it to get what you need from it and after you're done you put the lid back on it.
2006-10-06 04:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they expect us to do all the work so we have to lift the cover to pee and we have to lower the lid after
2006-10-06 04:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by muthafaka8o8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a woman and it doesn't bother me.
but If its a problem in the household then I would have to vote for the person who cleans the toilet. If she cleans the toilet then she should have the lid down.
If you have a maid clean the toilet, then to each is own.
Petty stuff is so stupid...........
2006-10-06 04:29:07 · answer #10 · answered by fullofsunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋