There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"
The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
2006-10-05 18:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa!!! LOL. LOL. That's a Beaut! LOL.
You deserve a 10.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Friday evening!
2006-10-06 09:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing the pool man didn't have the hose in the pool.
He'd really been scared.
2006-10-05 18:55:56 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I've seen in weeks!
Thanks, I'll pass it on.
2006-10-05 18:54:51 · answer #3 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah thats funny
2006-10-05 18:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......................Nice.
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2006-10-05 20:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY
Thanks for the points
2006-10-05 18:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
NOW THIS IS NEW
THANX FOR THE LAUGHS AND HAVE A GOOD DAY
2006-10-05 19:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by red rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol nice
2006-10-05 20:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2006-10-05 19:05:52 · answer #9 · answered by k dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt funny at all
2006-10-05 18:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋