I got this from a friend today
1.When you're sad I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad.
2.When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile I will know you finally got laid.
4.When you are scared I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.
6.When you are confused I will use little words.
7.When you are sick stay the hell away from me.I don't want whatever you have.
8.When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy a ss.
9.This is my oath...I pledge it 'til the end."Why?" you may ask;Because I am your friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it,but only you can feel the warmth.
2006-10-05 17:55:36 · 6 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love this. Thank you. I am sending this to my one and only True Friend, the Best in the World.
You have a good Friday evening, and I'll be watching for Ya. LOL.
2006-10-06 10:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh I see youv'e ran into my family,when your down they'll kick you till you forget whats ailin' you
2006-10-05 18:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by stygianwolfe 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jajaajjajajajjajaja, u made me laugh...lol
2006-10-05 17:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's cute
2006-10-05 18:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-05 18:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and so did you
2006-10-05 17:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lance F 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋