An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
2006-10-05 17:46:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's never the wrong time for a redneck joke, even if it is an old one.
With hunting season approaching, maybe we should recycle "L I B, M R ducks" too.
2006-10-05 18:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Iaean 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only time you can't have redneck Christmas jokes is that period between when the last redneck takes down his Christmas lights from last year and the first WalMart puts out this year's Christmas stuff.
Most years that's a period of about 20 minutes.
2006-10-05 18:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard this shaggy dog tale in awhile yet i think of it is going like this i think of. Redneck: i myself hate N***** some clever guy: Why? RN: they jus do stupid ****..I dnt get it. SSG: nicely nobodys gets why you paint you neck pink, **** your sister, and devour street kill. RN: whats so confusing to appreciate approximately that?
2016-10-15 21:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No christmas Jokes it's not even December yet!! Its way 2 early start telling them when u start hearing christmas tunes on the radio!!
2006-10-05 17:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by imm 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Holey Sh#t! Now that's funny! Your an honnorary Jack A@@!
2006-10-05 17:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is so old that Columbus got his butt kicked for telling that to the Indians. HAhaha
2006-10-05 17:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that a funny story?? Ahhh caint read it
2006-10-05 17:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smalls towns small minds. i could believe this. is it a joke really
2006-10-06 05:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
Have a good evening!
2006-10-06 10:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its always too soon for ANY redneck joke!
2006-10-05 17:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋