On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat; he's cool cause I got'im tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No! you don't understand; your dog needs to be bred." No way", the redneck cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin". Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The redneck cowboy looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"
2006-10-05 17:44:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
organic gardener...good point , sorry
i said he not she???
2006-10-07 09:16:28 · update #1
thats hilarious,thanks for the beer coming out of my nose ,have a great weekend
2006-10-05 17:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok-allright. But, I definitely like redneck jokes compared to blonde jokes (they're just really, really old)
2006-10-05 17:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by hey you 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Blone jokes are more intelligent.
like the one where there the blonde circles the x on an algebra quiz where the ploblem said 'find x'
2006-10-05 17:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by capp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dang, I would have given that cop heck for having dishonourable intentions towards my dog!
2006-10-05 17:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one i know several of them blonde and redneck
2006-10-05 17:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by lilblueyes8058 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! But shouldn't the dog been a female?
2006-10-05 17:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaww!! Bad, bad, bad!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-10-06 10:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one!
2006-10-06 07:34:36 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was OK - not great.
2006-10-05 17:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by dreamsong67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-05 17:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by *pretty mamaz* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋