God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2006-10-05 16:48:07 · 15 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, very cute :O)
2006-10-05 16:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Soooooooooooo
2006-10-06 00:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
usc chick you are a clever dude it so funny i actually cracked up for the first time in my life serious keep it up dude
2006-10-06 01:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Started off lame, but you pulled it off in the end.
2006-10-06 00:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did want to hear this joke. I've been looking forward to it for some time now.
2006-10-06 00:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by devilUknow 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2006-10-06 00:22:34 · answer #6 · answered by monica marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O m' gosh ... You're gonna' make me popular, I'm tellin' everybody this one. Nobody can refuse at least a knowing snicker to this. Ha, thanks.
2006-10-06 09:41:05 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you get this from
http://www.BuildingChurchLeaders.com
?
it sounds familiar, but i know i woulda been in the other line!
2006-10-06 01:36:11 · answer #8 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very, funny! I loved it!
2006-10-06 01:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so totally awesome....
i am going to ask my wife what to say about this....lol
2006-10-05 23:55:10 · answer #10 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-10-06 01:08:55 · answer #11 · answered by nicole f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋