They WILL be there...can you handle that?
2006-10-05 16:36:32 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I will say, "Hello brother, hello sister. I'm so glad to see you! Let's have some fun! I want to see the look on the Baptist's faces when they see you here!!!"
2006-10-05 16:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by dave 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
The same thing I will think when I see anyone else in Heaven...they clearly did not partake fully in the pleasurable sins that the mortal world had to offer! Who wants to hang out with a bunch of judgmental fundamentalists quoting Bible verses all day? ☺ I'd like to go to a place where one's personal lifestyle choices are not an issue, everyone minds their business, and we are all united in our love of fun and debauchery! (Nontraditional idea of Heaven, I guess!)
2006-10-05 17:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will assume that Hell is full.
Okay, that was a cheap shot, but I couldn't resist because I'm a smart aleck sometimes. The truth is, I tend to agree with "Ben the Bookseller". I don't really think there's a "stock" heaven, where everyone has a room, and since I've never talked to anyone who's been there......
2006-10-05 16:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by fearslady 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some of these guys are just filled with Christ's love, aren't they? I heard a joke years ago about how when Christians got to heaven they were disappointed when they found out that they weren't the only ones there.
2006-10-05 17:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
What... baby, gay people learned that secret long ago - heaven is living without illusion, without repression. Heaven is a state of mind - not some ultimate destination. Accepting one's self is heaven!
2006-10-05 16:39:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus / Penis 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm gay... I don't have a problem with that! But i also believe (it may sound wacky to most) that heaven will be different for each person. As different people had different sources of happiness and love on earth, i also think that heaven will end up being different for everyone after death too.
2006-10-05 16:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
I will think "its about time!" if they are good people, they deserve to be in heaven just as much as anyone else who is a good person. Sexual preference does not and should not matter.
2006-10-05 16:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by Curiosity killed the cat 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I really anyone is going to say "I told you so" when we get to Heaven. Pride is a human weakness and a sin.
2006-10-05 16:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sigh...just...sigh......
If it wasn't so late and I wasn't so "tired", I would probably launch into a tirade about Self-Righteous Bible Thumping Hypocrites, but I'm already emotionally wrung out, so I'll let the # of Thumbs Ups you have gotten speak for how good, and kind, and lovely you are to me.
2006-10-05 18:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i will probably look at the sign and say.....
"DAMN IT" "hey you yeah you ST. Peter,,,could you give me directions to Nirvana i seem to have become astrally lost again."
"HEY YOU GUYS>>" i am having a housewarming over at Nirvana, and i know that you all usually make better guests, so..you know if you all want to drop in,and maybe bring a quiche..
Yeah quiche...that would be nice..and some caviar too
2006-10-05 17:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is there a heaven? gays, lesbians, hermaphrodite, male, female..whatever, we are all the same, we are humans! theres no difference in that! the only thing that may make us unique is our actions
2006-10-05 16:42:14 · answer #11 · answered by Become a better person 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋