i'm looking for insults to use.
2006-10-05 16:09:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
dont u talk about my momma!
2006-10-05 16:13:22 · update #1
If a guy washed his c0ck would you suck it?
answer 1: NO
you: dirty **********!
answer 2: YES
you: **********!
Good times...
2006-10-05 16:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by devilUknow 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
For some reason, this works: You have a Face that only a Mother could Love.
or.....You Mental Midget!
They're clean, but effective.
2006-10-05 21:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you find yourself in a "heated" argument, and the other "person" finally loses it and blurts out "F-YOU!" you just remain composed, smile and say "I know you ain't got that kinda money!"
BLOWS THEIR MIND... EVERY TIME!!!
On a slightly different note, I remember one from the KING of one-liners, the late, GREAT Rodney Dangerfield:
"I walk into the bar, the bartender asks me what will I have. I said I don't know... surprise me. He pulls out a naked picture of my wife." Oooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Have a Nice Day!!! :)
2006-10-05 16:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Dave 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know how to insult coz Im a good person.
2006-10-05 16:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by hopeless 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh look, there is a portrait of you in the field, right behind that cow.......
Yo Daddy so broke he thought he could use his foodstamp card in the back alley.....
Oh you ARE here..i thought i could smell sh*t walking up the corridor..
2006-10-05 16:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish someone would just kill me - no wait - not me - YOU!
Are you a social RETARD or just S-S-S-Stupid?
You are the epitome of grossness (or stupidity). It stumps them everytime - because most people don't know what epitome means.
I Googled your name the other day and a picture of an ****** came up!
2006-10-05 18:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Karla R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your momma is so worn out she took a dump and realized it was her 13th child still born
ewwww
2006-10-05 16:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by god_is_real 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there is no best insult ....just an assault on your karma be careful it is true what you dish out does come back to you 10 fold... if not this life then the next..I KNOW THIS!!!!...walk away...
2006-10-05 16:18:24 · answer #8 · answered by Andi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This I heard from a disgruntaled 5 year old...
"Your Stupid.....EVERY DAY!"
2006-10-05 16:14:39 · answer #9 · answered by HEAL ONESELF 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Out of 1,000,000 sperm...Your the one who found the egg :)
2006-10-05 16:11:38 · answer #10 · answered by comingofage03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋