2006-10-05 16:04:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How many Christians?
None -- they sit in the dark with their eyes closed pretending there is light.
How many Atheists?
None -- they sit in the dark exploring the quantum effects of the absence of photons and will whap anyone who disrupts their experiment.
How many Agnostics?
One -- who then wonders why everyone is praising Jesus or whapping him.
2006-10-05 16:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋
It generally takes at least two atheists (or two of any kind of people) to screw, but it would need to be a pretty big light bulb with some pillows or something inside.
You seem like a kind person.
2006-10-05 16:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
atheists dont screw a bulb, they screw the theists
2006-10-05 16:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by ۞Aum۞ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many pagans?
None. Just wait for the sun to rise.
How many Unitarians?
Ten to form a committee to call in a consultant to discuss the ramifications of living the darkness-challenged life.
How many atheists?
First of all, can you prove to me that it is actually dark, or is it that I simply cannot know whether light exists?
2006-10-05 16:16:48 · answer #4 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two. but it's a bit of a tight squeeze.
It takes 100s of Born Again Christians to make it work. And, they don't even have to touch the light switch. They just raise their hands, scream Hell-a-luil-a! Many hands make light work. ;-)
2006-10-05 16:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many Alabamans does it take to pluralize Atheist?
2006-10-05 16:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A big fat O. The reason they don't ever screw in lightbulbs, is because they do not see the LIGHT. They walk in darkness and no LIGHT is needed. So sad and toooo bad.
2006-10-05 16:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
One, because he doesn't have to consult a group of preachers to help him figure out whether or not screwing in a lightbulb is the will of God.
2006-10-05 16:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 13⤊ 0⤋
It would take two but I don't think I fit in a lightbulb.
2006-10-05 17:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, as a Christian, I don't like rude jokes about my beliefs. Why is it ok to make fun of Atheists?? It's not!!
2006-10-05 16:14:15 · answer #10 · answered by JustMyOpinion 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋