2006-10-05 15:30:13 · 15 answers · asked by Sir Nickle Barsteward 3 in Health ➔ Mental Health
This might help you : A man, dying from thirst, was crawling through the desert. He crawled over a hill and sees a little bar surrounded by cars. He crawls in the front door and up to the bar. He chokes out the word, "Water!"
The bartender looks at him and says, "Got any money?"
The guy shakes his head no and again says, "Water!"
The bartender says, "No money, no water."
The guy looks around and spots a spittoon. He tells the bartender, "Guess I'll have to drink this."
The bartender replies, "Be my guest, no money, no water."
Customers see the man drinking out of the spittoon, start getting sick and start rushing out the door in droves. The bartender gets alarmed and tells the guy to stop, saying he was just kidding. The guy keeps on drinking. By now the bartender is in a panic as the place is almost empty. He pleads with the guy to stop drinking.
As the last customer leaves the guy puts the spittoon down and wipes his mouth off. The bartender asks, "Why did you keep on drinking? I told you I was just kidding."
The man responds, "I couldn't stop."
"Why not?" the bartender asks.
The guy replies, "Cos it was all one long string!"
2006-10-05 15:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Are you sure you are absolutely perfect? Seems to me if you were ABSOLUTELY perfect, then you wouldnt have to polish your halo. I dont know, I think I may need to phone-a-friend...lets see, the Easter Bunny is knocked out cold for the evening, I'd call the tooth fairy but she's busy picking teeth up from little kids pillows...I know--I got it! Lets see what Santa Claus is doing...
2006-10-05 19:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen the pictures of saints in classic icons? Their halos don't hover above their heads, they slip down their necks. What you can't see is that their halos are attached very firmly round their necks and are strangling the life out of them.
Just smash the thing, very publicly, but in a way that doesn't hurt anybody else. Destroy your goody-goody reputation before it destroys you.
2006-10-07 05:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by dzerjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Brasso--I've heard Marines use it to polish their belt buckles.
Tarnax works if the halo is silver.
Or, you can get off your high and mighty horse and not have to look at it all the time and be like the rest of us.
2006-10-05 18:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by goldie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kim and Aggie recommend hot soapy water with a drop of lemon juice or bicarb in for super sparkle!!
Man I am so bored, cant believe I just answered this!!!
2006-10-05 23:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the halo back to walmart for your 99 cent refund.
2006-10-05 16:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by backyardbonfire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep polishing it.
You, like me are one of those very lucky people.
We are both just wonderful people, so we should just nurture that fact.
Yes !
Keep on polishing.
2006-10-05 21:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
miserable sinna n halo mmmm im in two minds about this one , think you are too.which leads me to my recomendation a phychiatrist? hehe
2006-10-05 15:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash it with vinegar and water. That'll keep it shiny.
2006-10-05 15:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH I GOT A LITTLE ADVICE HEAR JUST 4 SUM 1 LIKE U , U WANT TO WATCH IT DOESN'T SLIP .......
IT WILL PROBABLY CHOKE U !! LOLOLOLOL
2006-10-05 19:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋