A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing
a young girl as she walked by the construction site.
She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.
Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly ***** anyway!"
The girl turned around and replied "It must be terrible when
even an ugly ***** won't give you the time of day?"
2006-10-05 15:26:14 · 18 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol my dad laughed too hehe ♥
2006-10-05 15:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, i love it! and you know what? you can use it in real life!!
try this one:
Late one recent night a burglar broke into a dark house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he
heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you. "As silence returned to the
house, he crept shakily forward. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically he
looked all around. In a dark corner he spotted a birdcage. In the cage was a
parrot.
He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the bird. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief. Making casual
conversation, he asked the parrot, "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the
bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named
you Clarence?" The parrot said, "the same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."
2006-10-05 22:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like lucky 13's is better
2006-10-05 22:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Munchkin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. That's hilarious!! Shows how stupid the construction worker is, and how smart pretty girls are. =)
2006-10-05 23:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by That One Chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny:)
2006-10-05 22:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. Funny! It's a good one.
Thanks,
Beverly S.
2006-10-05 23:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't just like it, I loved it! I had to read it to my family. They all loved it and laughed about it!
2006-10-06 02:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. Alas, we are not laughing a blondes!
2006-10-05 22:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like it
2006-10-05 22:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not Bad. I liked it.
2006-10-05 23:00:03 · answer #10 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋