1 : The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was no vacant room. "I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her." The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at his side. The next morning he asked for his bill. "It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said. "Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."
2 : If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the earth to have become populated.
This is surely proof positive that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden.
2006-10-05 15:16:42 · 20 answers · asked by Jazz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny AND tasteless!
2006-10-05 15:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i love them both!! complete funniness... try this one:
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The Engineer says, "Fill it with water."
2006-10-05 15:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An Irish man, English man and Welsh man flying at 30,000ft when the planes catches on fire. The Welsh Man says I need a leek so I'll jump first. The Irish Man says to the English Man I'll go next and then I'll catch you before you hit the ground.
Yours were much funnier and more subtle, but nevertheless tasteless.
Mine was none of the above just plain stupid.....plain stupid get it???
2006-10-05 16:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless
2006-10-05 16:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought both of them to be extremely funny. The second one, however, may make the people from Alabama upset or mad.
2006-10-05 19:19:42 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tastelessly funny.
2006-10-05 15:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one... tasteless.
The second one... it's rude to stereotype someone because of where they're from. Just because someone is Southern (or, in this case, from Alabama) does NOT mean they engage in incest.
2006-10-05 15:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by ♥BR♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this time the first one was pretty poor didnt hve any gripes it just wasnt funny but number to that shi t made me laugh laterz
2006-10-05 15:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sister and our 14 children resent joke no 2
2006-10-05 15:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boring and tasteless.
2006-10-05 16:25:44 · answer #10 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. not funny or tasteless, just bland
2. not funny, tasteless.bland
neither made me even smile. SORRY!
2006-10-05 15:24:58 · answer #11 · answered by chick a dee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋