1. In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
2. Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
2006-10-05 14:51:34 · 28 answers · asked by Jazz 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao at no 2
2006-10-05 14:53:54 · answer #1 · answered by Monkeyy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
love them!!! try this one:
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The Engineer says, "Fill it with water."
2006-10-05 15:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad, very bad. Both of them. A joke is supposed to be funny.
2006-10-05 19:36:55 · answer #3 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 is kinda corny but 2 is a little more funny
2006-10-05 15:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by MissLady0608 n 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not my type of joke/humor. I am not into macabre. Others are. To each his own, I guess.
Have a great evening, though.
2006-10-06 10:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting by a hole? Phil.
2006-10-05 15:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by La-z Ike 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tasteless!
2006-10-05 15:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by renaissance man 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
#1 is o.k
#2 is o.k
they both made me smile a bit.
2006-10-05 14:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey i mean i feel guilty but i definately chuckled at both dont tell anyone laterz
2006-10-05 15:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not so keen on them personally.
2006-10-05 20:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋