One day a teacher was teaching her students about animals and made the comment that whales can't eat humans. So, a little girl raised her hand and said "but a whale ate Jonah." The teacher replied well I know for a fact that whales cannot eat humans. So the little girl said well when I go to heaven im going to ask Jonah. The teacher asked "how do you know Jonah went to heaven-he could have went to hell." The girl replied then you ask him.
2006-10-05 14:37:05 · 8 answers · asked by Renee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was good but I've seen it before.
For those who didn't get it:
The girl was suggesting that the teacher would goto hell...
2006-10-05 14:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at her beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Wine. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit...
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back...
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home... including the curtain rods...
2006-10-05 14:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, that is pretty funny. that teacher got OWNED!
Here's mine:
Three men were lost hiking in the woods. So Moe tells Larry to fire three shots into the air (the code for distress). All three of them wait a few hours. No rescue party. Larry fires three more shots. No one comes. Then Curly says " I hope they come rescue us soon, we only have three more arrows!"
2006-10-05 14:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by BMac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-10-05 14:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-05 15:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm I don't really get your joke but yeah my joke is.........................
Why did the boy eat his homework...........................?
Answer: cause the teacher said it was a piece of cake.........Ha Ha!
2006-10-05 14:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by RoxyChick30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! thats cute.
2006-10-05 14:41:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it.
2006-10-05 14:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by cactus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋