The other night I was invited for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise". Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem p****d off at all. "Phew, got away with that one!Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked him "why?"...he said, "well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh s**t!", cuckooed 4 more times,cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted". :)
2006-10-05 14:35:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!! That was class!! You should continue going and not avoid your girls night outs. You're a helluva woman - that was a cracker of a story. My girlfriend has good ones too, many of which I will look forward to hearing : )
But that was sooooo funny. Thank you, and you have a good weekend!! Long may your nights out continue. Come back and tell us. Hahaha!! Take care.
2006-10-05 15:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Yinhung 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the person u should be asking is your husband, but by the sounds of it he seams ok with u going out with the girls, you should also tell that story as a joke very funny!
2006-10-06 02:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Richard W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the best things about women are their creative answers when they aget caught doing something "bad". You're fortunate to have such a loving spouse!
2006-10-05 22:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved that one
2006-10-05 22:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute! LOL Love it am still laughing! Thank you!
2006-10-05 21:38:21 · answer #5 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Joke of the day.it's going in my book.
2006-10-06 05:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by brillo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful! I loved it!
2006-10-06 03:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved this one!
2006-10-05 22:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by celia3018 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! That's some clock.
2006-10-05 21:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by Fiusha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Good one!
2006-10-05 21:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋