cos Criss Angel could walk on water and David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty vanish. Best Jesus could do was to feed five thousand people and the Salvation Army does that on Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Any ideas for some new tricks for the big J-man?
2006-10-05 14:27:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It is not magic our lord and savior Jesus Christ powers come from our father who is in heaven,look Copperfield and angel never raised no one from the dead,but Jesus did he raised Lazarus from the dead,now let me see Copperfield or angel try that,I know they can't do it,because a illusion has it limitations,but my father who is in heaven powers are limitless,cause God is all powerful.
2006-10-05 14:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by donangelo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere, because Jesus won't show up on anybody's doorstep. When Jesus returns it will be in glory and power and every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. The earth will be harvested and everyone judged. Then Jesus and the church will sit down to feast at the great wedding feast. There will be no time for a McD's or Pizza.
2016-03-27 06:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be impressed if he could elevate the tone of discourse on YA R&S. Even Chris Angel and David Copperfield couldn't do that.
2006-10-05 14:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an incredibly stupid question from a like mind. I do hope and pray you come to your senses before the big send off, or if you don't it could be a little send off and a hot time in the old pit tonight and for the rest of eternity.
2006-10-05 14:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't care for your attitude, and you don't really deserve an answer. Jesus never dealt in Magic of any kind. Can David Coppefield save your soul? And there are hundreds of volunteers help the Salvation Army feed the hungry, and if you ask them, they will readily admit it. Now, please if you don't mind, go to some other site and agitate them.
2006-10-05 14:32:52 · answer #5 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
do you see what these "magicians" are doing? they are tricking people into thinking that everything is just magic, with no supernatural origin to back up the acts. This is exactly how satan is fooling people into thinking that jesus christ is a fake, don't be decieved, Jesus Christ is the truth!!
2006-10-05 14:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As for Satan -- you really know Bible. Jesus is coming back to take the Christians out of this world and the others will be left behind for the real satan (and I don't think it is YOU).
2006-10-05 14:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Biker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Create peace on earth. Permanently.
2006-10-05 14:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Big" Jesus as opposed to "Little" Jesus?
"Big J-man"?
What kind of stupid talk is that? Matter of fact the whole question is moronic, sophomoric and immature.
2006-10-05 14:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by submariner662 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That water into wine thing was really great. I'd like to see him turn water into rum, though.
2006-10-05 14:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋