A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up.
"What can I do fer y'all?" the attendant asked.
"Fill it with supreme, " the man said.
While the attendant was filling the tank, he looked the car up, down and sideways. "What kinda car is dis here?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."
"It's a brand new Cadillac, " the driver said proudly. "It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a CD player, an 8-speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes, leather interior, digital instruments, a DVD player in the dash, etc...."
"Wow, " said the attendant. "That there's the fanciest car I ever did see."
"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when the attendant had finished.
"That'll be $30.25, " he replied. The driver pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. Then he went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change were a few golf tees.
"What're them little things there?" asked the attendant.
"That's what I put my balls on when I drive, " said the man.
"Good gawsh awmighty!, " said the attendant. "Them Cadillac people think of everything."
2006-10-05 14:24:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny :)
2006-10-05 14:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Claude balls wrote Tigers Revenge
2006-10-05 21:52:04 · answer #2 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a blonde moment,but I finally got it. Funny!!!
2006-10-05 21:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one!! LOL.
Have a great Friday evening!
2006-10-06 17:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm..... weren't Bill and Hillary Clinton from Arkansas?
2006-10-05 21:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by clmascara 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ga lee that there shore wuz funny
2006-10-05 21:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by itsme 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In all my life, I've never heard that one! I loved it!
2006-10-06 03:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-05 22:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I'll have to tell my friends about that one!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-05 21:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
har har... i get it.... he got confused with double meanings... har har
2006-10-05 21:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by GoNinjaGo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋