they’re always holding slumber parties in the crime cave
one tiny zit and they wont leave the house
they insist on criminals not seeing them in the same clothes twice
they wont fight crime if Oprah is on
they wont fight crime if they’re waiting for a phone call from that cute guy they met a few days ago
batman or Spiderman may try to steal her away from you
they kill people when they’re premenstrual
they wont use their fists to fight super villains in case they break a nail
they get crushes on villains because, 'he’s like so totally dark an' mysterious an' moody.'
if they’re having a bad hair day, forget it
2006-10-05 14:22:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they dont pee standing up
they would get raped if caught it would be a super rape
cant do stealth with all that make up and perfume on
wont even change clothes in a dirty phone booth
they would kill a stereotype guy well look at us guy now
if they are fighting crime better hope they dont cross a shopping mall
2006-10-05 14:24:33 · answer #1 · answered by the dynamic 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
They just HAVE to tell their girlfriends so much about their Nemesis's evil plot. Unbeknowist to them, THEIR PHONE IS TAPPED!
And they are undone, captured and deprived of their cell phones for days on end. After such horrible torture, many go mad, resign, forfeit their IRAs, Then horror of horrors, they settle down, doff their way so sexy costumes and become real estate sales women and alas, housewives.
2006-10-05 21:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they don't fight in the sewers(too dirty down there)
They are always getting into cat fights with catwoman.
their makeup comes off when they are flying around the world in less than 0.2 seconds.
they don't save the city because they have a date.
. . . and in the middle of a big fight with a supervillian they call a time out and tell the supervillian that they will "C U L8R" because they have to catch up with wonder woman and supergirl at the mall.
2006-10-05 21:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
All kidding aside, I think you may very well be the next Jerry Seinfield. I think that you think this stuff up and you are really very good for a junior in h.s. You are sooo funny. PMS... those are killing words... Ha ha..
2006-10-05 22:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think a problem for me is I will stare at a hot super chick and get my butt pumbled if I don't pay attention. Well I like em.
2006-10-05 21:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by ghost_sniperx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
their costume is constanly "riding up"
flying at superspeed makes your hair look like its constantly windblown, even if your standing still
the heroes or villains with the dark lenses on their masks are always leering at your body
nobody takes you serious if you have "girl" in your supername
2006-10-05 21:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Know-It-All 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
they can't stand other superhero girls.
they have a hard time finding superhero tampons.
they can kill guys while having sex, because they have a body of steel.
bracelets always get stuck with their capes.
2006-10-05 21:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by latgal73 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Not funny and very stereotypical. So you're saying all women are superficial bimbos?
2006-10-05 21:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
DUDE
WAY TOO STEREOTYPICAL
DO U REALLY THINK ALL GIRLS ARE THAT WAY?
IF U DO
THEN U ARE SO WRONG
AND THAT WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
2006-10-05 21:48:14 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
they mistake PMS as a superpower.
2006-10-05 21:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋