A nun gets on a bus that's empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon and I want to have sex before I die but I want to remain a virgin so it must be anal and I don't want to commit adultery so the man must be single....can you help me fulfill my wish?" "YES" says the driver and fulfills the wishes of the nun.........Then feeling guilty he says to the nun "sorry, I lied to you - I'm married with three children". "That's ok" says the nun, I lied too - my name's Gareth and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party!" :)
2006-10-05 14:10:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea'h it was good in it's day. Heres another oldie. Two nuns go shopping and one said "you get the shopping, while i park the car". The nun came out of the shop but couldn't see her friend. She said to a policeman "have you seen a nun in a red mini" he said "you see all sorts these days love".
2006-10-05 23:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by brillo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the nun having a bath when there is a knock on the door.
"who is it"? she calls out
"its the blind man" he replies
The nun thinks to herself, well no harm in a letting a blind man in, he can't see anything and he may be in need of spiritual guidance.
So she calls out "come in then"
"Nice t*ts" he says "now where do you want me to hang the blind"?
2006-10-05 21:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by libbyft 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me....
Two nuns in the shower, one says "where's the soap"
The other nun replies "yes it does doesn't it dear"
or..
Two other nuns strolling in the park, suddenly they're confronted by a flasher, one has a stroke, whilst the other runs away.
And finally, we all know why nuns are called "nuns"...(yeah you've guessed it)..., cos' they get NUN!
2006-10-05 21:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Bont11 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.
Have a freat evening!
2006-10-06 17:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old but good!
Smiles to you!
2006-10-05 21:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
last time i herd this he was in a taxi
2006-10-05 22:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats messed up but still funny
2006-10-05 21:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by monica marie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An old one but a good one...
2006-10-05 21:11:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
good one
2006-10-05 22:44:35 · answer #9 · answered by just divorced 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me laugh
2006-10-06 20:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by Terri L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋