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Ten points to the most humorous!
2006-10-05 14:04:19 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Pamela♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mary had a little lamb, his fleece was black as soot.
Everywhere that Mary went, his sooty foot he put!
2006-10-05 14:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Starscape 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb, she tied him to a heater, every time he turned around , he burned his little peter.
Mary had a little lamb, he was known as the black sheep of the family.
Mary had a little lamb, she took him to see the doctor. On the way there, they were followed by 20 more lambs. the doc. comes in and says, Mary get your sheep together and get the Flock out of here.
2006-10-05 17:11:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
It pissed all over the bedding,
She tied it to the lamp post and
kicked it fooking head in.
Mary had a little lamb,
She fed it on cream crackers
Everytime it dropped a crum
she kicked it in the knackers.
2006-10-05 14:16:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
And she kept it under the covers:
Her husband filed for a divorce,
Because he found out they were lovers.
2006-10-05 14:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by CoWBoY829 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its a**e
and turned it into nylon
Mary had a little lamb
it had a touch of colic
she gave him brandy twice a day
and now hes alcoholic
2006-10-05 14:10:48 · answer #5 · answered by puddle2k6 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
she kept him in a bucket,
every time she got him out,
a bulldog tried to put him back again!!
2006-10-05 14:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by libbyft 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary was a little lamb,
Her fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
Some males were sure to go.
Mary was a pie(wom)man,
And worked the county fairs.
And when someone would see her fleece,
They'd often taste her wares.
Simple Simon met her, (while) going to the fair.
Said he to her when he glimpsed her fleece,
"Let me taste your wares!"
Said Mary to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny!"
Said Simple Simon to this lass,
"Indeed I have not any!"
2006-10-05 14:28:48 · answer #7 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a heater
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to the heater
and evertime it turned around
it burnt it's little peter
LOL
2006-10-05 16:26:57 · answer #8 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who's fleece was white as snow. thats how the song go's. but i would say. mary had a little lamb.... that got ate by ME.
2006-10-05 14:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by iluvmihorse12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece did shine like glitter
Just one patch was brown and grey
And that was around it's shitter!
2006-10-06 02:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋