A State Trooper pulled over a redneck in a pickup. He asked, "Got any I.D.?" The redneck driver replied, "Bout Whut?"
2006-10-05 14:01:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea krasavits, like i got no i d what you saayin'
2006-10-05 17:29:18 · update #1
LOL. I love it and will use it.
my 11 year old daughter says- i know how nascar got its name. two rednecks were racing their cars around the cul-de-sac. the winning redneck got out of his car and said, "man das a nascar".
(like nice car)
2006-10-05 14:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
Hey I got one! You might be a redneck housewife if every time you make homemade Hershey Kisses, you call to your husband and say "Honey, bring in the cat and get out the Ex-Lax!
2006-10-06 11:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Gettysburg Ghost 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know you're a Redneck if:
You've shot a partridge in a pear tree!
2006-10-05 14:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by mark59_us 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you circumsize a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
2006-10-05 14:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by TrainerMan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-05 14:04:05 · answer #5 · answered by joe97386 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I got and I.D, I tink y'all's joke est funnnn-ney!!
2006-10-05 14:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahh cain't read that. Maah Friend typed this fer me.
2006-10-05 14:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like someone from joyzy.
2006-10-05 14:04:03 · answer #8 · answered by renaissance man 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute one!
2006-10-05 14:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL That is damn funny. Thanks for the laugh I live in the south and it sounds about right.
2006-10-05 16:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋