RELIGIOUS BOYFRIEND
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist,
"Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my
girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says,
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,
"Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me to make a move!"
2006-10-05 13:01:31 · 32 answers · asked by Diezel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying;
"Thank you Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,
"I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
2006-10-05 13:06:51 · update #1
I thought it was very funny, maybe not a 10, probably an 8. The people who answered must not be that sharp at getting jokes.
2006-10-05 15:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by BMac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-05 13:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-05 13:05:14 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Lolita♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dad is the pharmacist the boy went to earlier, in case you guys don't get it.
I give it 8 for the joke itself, 0 to the poster since its copycat.
2006-10-05 13:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a pharmacist. I give it a 5. It was cute.
2006-10-05 13:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a punch line. If the Pharmacist came home and the boy was there... that would be funny...
2006-10-05 13:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by redheadedcyclone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-10
2006-10-05 13:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Giants Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people don't get it but i sort of get it the punchline has to have more passaz and i don't really get it that much i rate it a 3 cause it was not that funny and i have heard something like that before!
2006-10-05 13:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naaaaa not today buddy, you are 0-1. better luck with the next one if these comments haven't stopped you from thinking of anymore.
if you take redheadedcyclone's advice that is funny.
2006-10-05 13:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by charleegirleuro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a -100, meaning I've seen this joke over a 100 times. ~ Get something different or make something up.
2006-10-05 13:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋