Why do men find it necessary to come up with so many dumb names for the naughty bits?

Question

Especially the female naughty bits? Women generally don't really do this (not really), but men have a gazillion names for the you-know-what. I just read a question from this one guy asking about the "growler". Ok people, let's hear it. What's your favorite name for both the male and female "thingys"?

Answer 1

Female:

Hairy Slalom, Salmon Sleigh, Red Vagina, Mary Kay, South Patootie, Wall of Velvet, Open Highway, Brownie Baker, Norma Jean, Moby Dick’s Blowhole, Rosy Perch, G-Spot, Sugar Treat, Snatch, Mooseknuckle, Spanish Fly, Cumcatcher in the Rye, Rising Flower, Gushy Grate, Single Order Sushi Plate, Marshy Meadow, Little Locket, Slimy Sauna, Hairpie, Coochy, Frozen Sundae, Melon Mush, Nasty Knickers, Underbrush, San Andreas Fault, Raw Chaw, Cole Slaw, Panty Pulp, Tiger Paw, Grinnin’ in the Linen, (stick a) Pillar in the Salt, Ripe Hind, Face Cream, Buttercup, Soylent Green, Pretty Pocket, Heater Pad, Jealous Kitty, Bunghole, Booty Blessed, Valley, Vulva, Plume Head, Princess Paste, Little Dock, Mini Saddle in the Sack, Custer’s Last Ridge, Uterus, Chasey’s Lane, Pinker Pink with Ink Stain, Stark Naked Slip ‘n’ Slide, Nutty Buddy, Jimmy Jar, Chunky Soup, Mallomar, Betty Boop’s Taco, Sideways Smile, Peep Show, Snooch, Pooch, Reposit’ry, Bumblebee, Hubby Wrecker, Night Hole, Belgian Berry, Peach Bowl, Happy Way, Spike Bin, Treasure Chest for Sit ‘n’ Spin, Lotion Station, Bay of Fornication, Lawrence of a Labia, British Bootymania, Pole Pit, Dungeon, Little Pink Luncheon, Poke Hall, Tex-Mex, Fay Wray, Food Tray, Birthing Hole, Coochie, Clit, Cameltoe, Spice Pot, Wood Sock, Water Gate, Cocklock, Cunny, Bunny, Jelly Mine, Hairy Carrie’s Berry Vine, Weedy Garden, Ovary, Lotus Petals, Clover Tree, Naughty Bit, Catcher’s Mitt, Bush, Tush, Silly Slit, The Moor, Chili Sauce, Pecker Pore, Crevice, Crotch, Reservoir, Teacher's Pet.

Manly Bits:

Hairy Noonan, Manta Ray, Red Rhino, Bobby Lay, Southern-Pointed Killer Willie, Twin Pistachios, Joe McDangle, Tricky Dicky, Studfinder, Northern Marble, Southern Marble, Celtic Potato, Mutton Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Arm of the Octopi, Power Tower, Frank & Beans, Marky Marker, Little Gipper, Salad Shooter, One-Eye Willie, Little Willy, Meaty Member, Lincoln Log, Knickerbreaker, Devil Dog, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, Sprinkler Spout, Ding-Dong, Ankle Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Don Juan’s Magic Wand, One-Eyed Trouser Trout, Hot Rod, Jim’s Beam, Davie Cockett, Peter Pan, Spam, Elvis Prickley, Disney’s Ham, Barbell, Buddha’s Pest, Pink Gorilla, Monster Mace, Little John, Pastor Jack, Sex Salami, Camel Back, Spurtnik, Choad-a-Lot, Minigun, Charles in Charge, Family Jewels, Huge Large, Stark Naked Hummer Ride, Little Buddy, Dingleberry, Bend Hur, Howler Monkey, Rapier, Fruit Loops, Tweedledee, Tweedledum, Captain Crunch, Kitty Checker, Rectal Wrecker, Morning Wood, Harpoon, Thunder Under the Full Moon, Hugh G. Rection, Hot Beef Injection, Wang, Wookie, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Pee-Pee, Tee-Pee, Kidney Cracker, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick, Purple Helmet Warrior, Dolphin Steak, Gentle Ben, David in the Lion’s Den, Hypodermic Muscle Meat, Chinese Carrot, Parakeet, Mater, Gator, Penetrator, Tiny Tim, Ejaculator, Corporal Klinger, Ding-a-Linger, Crimson-Headed Yogurt Slinger, Rod of Lightning, Sally’s Ride, Muff Hunter, Slip ‘n’ Slide, Dong, Prong, Long Schlong, Happy Harry Hard-On, Dumb & Dumber, My Friend Flicka, Little Buddy, Captain's Log, Photon Torpedo, Stun Gun, Dull Surprise, Hot Protein Injector, My Pet.

Answer 2

Unfortunately, a lot of people grow up thinking their "private parts" are bad, dirty and something to hide and be ashamed of. This is probably due to lack of education and awareness, but what our parents teach us tends to stay with us, so it has affected a lot of people's attitudes toward the human body and our sexuality. When we are embarrassed to talk openly about something, we will make a joke about it, thus the nicknames for our "naughty bits".

Answer 3

Guys are plain weird just to tell you

Answer 4

What the hell are we talking about?

Bits?
Thingys?
growler?

Answer 5

And "naughty bits" isn't a dumb name?

You're being just a tad bit hypocritical here, I think.

Answer 6

guys r straight
only one highway in mind

Answer 7

It is kind of like your screen name, It says it all with out saying anything at all.

Answer 8

Because the words vagina and vulva are disgusting sounding words.

Answer 9

when i want sex i ask my husband if he wants to bump uglys!
my thing i call my piggie, or squshed froggie,,
his is the yankie doodle or pee-nird

Answer 10

STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!