It's hard to serve God when women keep trying to fornicate with me
2006-10-05 12:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I guess that you must have stood in line twice for looks and skipped another one
2006-10-05 12:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Just Askin' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I have often asked myself the same question. Just kidding. I've seen lots of beautiful people and they have no problems serving God. The bad news is that people will do that with anyone these days and it doesn't even matter what they look like.
2006-10-05 12:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love your question Jeff, and you have hit the nail right on the head. G-d created you perfect and handsome and to his/her exact specifications because you were moulded in the image and likeness of G-d him/herself. Although G-d does not have corporeal form, you and me and all of us are the manifestations of the divine image and love of ones self is the greatest of all loves, so long as it does not become conceited. I hope that you go on being so wonderful. My advice for the women would be to buy a stick to fight them off with.
2006-10-05 12:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Rabbi Yohanneh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't try to blame the Woman for your weakness. I would suggest not frequenting bars and strip clubs, instead help by volunteering your spare time to homeless shelter or other helpful group. You may also try stopping any type of behaviour that leads her to believe you would be interested in communing physically.
2006-10-05 12:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by butterflylo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Life, will you? If your going to ask a question on Yahoo Answers, why not act like an adult?
2006-10-05 12:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need to get over yourself.You keep saying that it's getting old.Love the Lord and quit loving yourself so much.
2006-10-05 12:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by rhonda h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont worry in a few yrs you will sag and wrinkle in the bible it even tells us beauty fades.
If you love God you will do what is right in his eye's.
2006-10-05 12:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He made you so handsome so that your dad will always have a sex toy.
2006-10-05 12:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to make up for your damaged brain?
2006-10-05 12:29:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fruitcake is served
2006-10-05 12:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋