An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this
time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye
call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a
prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and
an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht
in the Riviera and... ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad!
Sniff, s
2006-10-05 12:08:29 · 12 answers · asked by grant212021 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought you said Protestant
2006-10-05 12:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tom S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before, but I think there was more detail in the ending on the one that I heard!
2006-10-05 12:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whos crying now?
2006-10-05 12:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! that develop into freaking hilarious...that truly made my Friday. and that i like the way you truly put of their accents, i might want to truly imagine how they were saying it. lol..thanks.
2016-12-04 07:48:49 · answer #4 · answered by mento 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so now her being a prostitute wasn't so bad?
♣
2006-10-05 12:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny.
2006-10-05 12:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it.
2006-10-05 12:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it.
2006-10-05 12:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no
2006-10-06 10:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
BOOOOOOOOO!
2006-10-05 12:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋