2006-10-05 11:50:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Easy. Like any club, all you need is the Owner's cell phone number. I'm all set.
Bet the light show's awesome, but the dj probably suc.ks.
2006-10-06 21:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven is a place of supreme worship and spirituality. Live life helping others and you'll be on the list.
2006-10-05 11:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard, if you accept this one fellow as your saviour, you'll get ticket to get in but if you are not, disco inferno is the alternative place for you. People sometimes are silly, don't you think so?
They think by mere worshipping will get their asses to heaven.
2006-10-05 11:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Alexander C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
Read Rev 18-22
2006-10-05 11:53:07 · answer #4 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh no heaven is a place you go if you dont visit night clubs! : )
2006-10-05 11:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens if you are on the list but don't want to go there?
2006-10-05 11:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Rance D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fine by me...at least I don't have to wait in a line to get into Hell...they've been expecting me for years.
2006-10-11 10:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dame if heaven was like that i would get alot of boose and back my azz up
2006-10-05 11:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Jesus is gonna be the bouncer at the door, and he'll politely escort you out if he doesn't want you in there.
2006-10-05 11:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cool I'm with the band...
2006-10-06 09:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by the_bearded_jedi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋