2006-10-05 11:23:54 · 14 answers · asked by Phil 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Tried it, but when I got to heaven God and the Devil were fighting over who would get me. Neither one wanted me because they said I was so mean so they sent me back here to torment my family some more.
Tried it, but when I got to heaven realized all the people I disliked and wanted to get even with were still on earth so I came back. It wasn't any fun having to be nice all the time.
Tried it, but realized I didn't like myself any better dead than alive.
Sorry, can't think of any more stupid replies. My brain must have committed suicide since I started replying to your question.
2006-10-05 18:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by goldie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if i commited suicide i wouldn't be able to type, so no i haven't commited suicide, though i have tried, but still never commited suicide
2006-10-05 11:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. dwell on the positive things said to you not the negative it will make you feel 100% better. if you are depressed then you may need medication especially if you are in the dumps longer than a few weeks or so
2006-10-05 11:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...I am on my 8 and 1/2 life now....help me!....I'm melting!...oh wait I have another 4 and 1/2 left! Oops...sorry for crying wolf!
2006-10-05 16:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twice
2006-10-05 11:29:45 · answer #5 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No I have'nt. But if this is something you're thinking about doing you need to get some help from professionals.
2006-10-05 11:41:54 · answer #6 · answered by Simone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, several times. What a silly question!
2006-10-05 11:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has your mother ever had any kids that lived ?
Another just as stupid question !
2006-10-05 11:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by Brutal honesty is best 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, and i have been sent back to answer stupid questions on yahoo for eternity
2006-10-05 16:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I tried but did not succeed.
2006-10-06 06:19:07 · answer #10 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋