Hi... hmmm....
A sexy new outfit... $64.00
Cover charge at the hottest night club in town... $12.00
A round of drinks for five of your closest friends... $30.00
The lives you saved by taking a taxi home instead of driving drunk... Priceless.
"Got DD" (Got Designated Driver)
"Spread the word of GODD..." (Go Designated Driver)
"Protect yourself and others... get a DD." (Kind of like "Protect yourself and don't get a VD"...)
:)
Best Wishes...
T.
2006-10-05 11:45:38
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answer #1
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answered by Theophania 4
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Don't drink and drive; you might hit a bump and spill your beer.
Kidding. I had to say that one.
Drinking and Driving: a $10,000 mistake. Or a parody of those new Wendy's commercials for their $.99 super value menu...
A drunk driving charge... Man, that's like, 10,000 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers! (in some kind of Stoner's voice, i.e. Pauly Shore)
2006-10-06 02:26:57
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answer #2
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answered by j.f. 4
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Driving drunk is like an accident waiting to happen.
2006-10-05 11:27:09
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answered by TBONEZAP 3
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Stay alive. Don't drink and drive.
Friends don't let friends make posters.
2006-10-05 11:31:48
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answer #4
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answered by nobody 5
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Don' be a lunk (skunk) don't drive when you're drunk.
Don't be a geek don't drive when you're weak.
2006-10-05 11:25:55
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answer #5
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answered by Janet lw 6
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Drunk guys like us ride the bus.
2006-10-05 11:32:56
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answer #6
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answered by savethegnome 2
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Drunk drivers, I pray you kill yourself before you kill anyone that acutally matters
2006-10-06 22:25:34
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answered by shaggybus 2
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Maybe this video will give you inspiration.
Consider having a cop in place of the irate driver.
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?_adv_prop=video&va=trunk+monkey&ei=UTF-8&b=9&oid=bf0e6692beb93102&rurl=www.realfords.com&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fvideo%3F_adv_prop%3Dvideo%26va%3Dtrunk%2Bmonkey%26ei%3DUTF-8
2006-10-06 11:34:46
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answer #8
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answered by exert-7 7
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My suggestion is keep away from alcohol!!
2006-10-05 11:59:00
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answered by alfonso 5
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None for the road
2006-10-05 11:29:52
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answered by kelsey 7
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