I'm on public assistance and I don't want to have to get a job. I fear that Social Services is going to cut me off in a couple of years when I turn 30.
My mom said she's gonna stop claiming me because I'm a burden. She's such a cry baby.
Anyway, I've got 7 baby mommas who are trying to get a piece of my public assistance.
Yo, I'mma keep it real with y'all: those is my food stamps. I told them to get their own but they keep giving excuses about pride and some other crap.
The point is I need a way to get some serious money so I can hide away and never have to pay them nothin.
I'm 6' 6" and weigh 140 lbs.
I want to gain weight and fight Mike Tyson. Check it out. Even if I lose I'll get stupid paid.
I could go a few rounds with him. I've had a few fights with my baby mommas and I got hit by the police once.
I just gotta put some weight on.
What's the best way to get ready for the fight of my life?
2006-10-05 11:17:10 · 11 answers · asked by Sexual Chocolate 1 in Sports ➔ Boxing
6"6" and 140 lbs? youll break in half tryin to step through the ropes!
2006-10-06 03:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by lizardhead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Douse yourself with gasoline, light a match and start running.
Seriously, though...Rocky 6 is coming out around Christmas time so go to the movies and take notes!
-You can do it!
2006-10-05 18:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sal G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat lots of donuts, regardless of what you do Mike Tyson will kick your azz....besides he doesn't fight anymore
2006-10-05 18:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Luck! I still wouldn't mess with Mike!
2006-10-05 19:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could get you a tryout for mma, if you any good you can make money and keep your public money
2006-10-05 20:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by menguss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be in the Fantasy section? Nice try though.
2006-10-05 18:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by looking for the left eye 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat him during the fight.
2006-10-05 18:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Omar D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the way i look at it after tyson kills u it will be doing all of us a favor
2006-10-05 21:35:02 · answer #8 · answered by ant_20004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you take Mike Tyson?? Take him WHERE?
2006-10-05 18:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by Grá 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat everything you can
2006-10-05 18:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by lori b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋