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2006-10-05 09:43:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

He got under her shell! On their first date!

2006-10-05 09:47:04 · update #1

15 answers

If he rather wanted to be with a turtle(?), then I say he's one VERY SICK fellow. I know you can do better than that anyway, I know there's a great guy out there for you. I hope you find him. Good Luck.

2006-10-05 09:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0 0

At least you have better skin than that dirty skanky turtle. You're better than her don't let no man or turtle ruin your happiness! He'll get sick of her being too slow anyways.

2014-01-25 00:44:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

under her shell... i love it. but fo real you should go to a relationship zoologist or something. this can't continue. make sure he washes his hands afterwards, turtle shells have like some king of bacteria i have heard. ew.

2006-10-06 12:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by T-Luv 4 · 1 0

What's the problem?

You don't like turtles?

2006-10-05 16:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sexual Chocolate 1 · 0 1

Please elaborate on this. I don't really see how he could do anything with a turtle. Ask him what it is he likes about turtles.

2006-10-05 16:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by james44_20 2 · 1 0

Wow you must not be layin it down right in the bedroom. Wooooooooooooow

2006-10-05 16:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by lolly679 3 · 1 0

now that is just ***** weird. THE DUDE IS DOIN A TURTLE?! is he high?

2006-10-05 16:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by surferdude 1 · 1 0

Dear. Your boyfriend is a little...whack. Break it off. I beg you.

2006-10-05 16:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by typicalbutiluvyou 2 · 0 1

is he sick? No, seriously ... that is some pretty disordered behavior.

2006-10-05 16:48:21 · answer #9 · answered by John C 1 · 1 0

literally? and seriously? what the f*ck! break up with him...

2006-10-05 16:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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