I just think she's kinky to be honest, but when we're in bed she always asks me to " pass wind " under the sheets then she goes under the blankets to sniff it all in....I asked her about that, all she says is that I'm so HOT and WONDERFUL that she can't get enough of me...So now when we're driving around she asks if she can pull my finger, then she rolls the windows up and inhales like its her last breath...The other day she asked if she could watch and listen to me poop, I thought, hey why not, most women enjoy watching their men have bowel movements, but she was in heaven, I mean she thanked me SOOO much...I have a thought to ask her mother about this, but because I'm so hot, I think her mom might invite me to share her bed for an afternoon, but I am not into women over 40 years old, they have stinky private parts and grey pubic hair...very NOT cool...anyways, what should I do ? if she didn't wax my truck so well, I"d break up with her, but she's a great cleaner and a good cook.
2006-10-05 09:26:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Surely someone of your high standards could do better than her. I mean she sniffs your **** all day. Damn you could do a whole lot better. Hey while your added why don't you get her to wipe your *** too!
2006-10-06 18:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by Still_21_nheart 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you know what i think you make this **** up for attention cause you sound real simple dude. i believe your more then likely some geeky weirdo-o living some web funk fantasy life .yea that's it isn't it?your like some looser who lives there life vicariously on-line. well at least your not out molesting farm animals and children like you really want... so keep up the good work this might be some sick form of therapy for you
2006-10-05 09:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Where in the h e l l did you find this nasty b'yoch! If I were you I wouldn't go around telling people that I was involved with something like that. But, hell that's say'n something about you ain't it!
2006-10-05 09:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by greenejl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Were you watching Family Guy?
Love the gas Meg, love the gas!
2006-10-05 09:30:58 · answer #4 · answered by Larry F 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's freakin nasty! She needs just a little bit of help!
2006-10-05 09:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Love Love♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude..you need to see a psychiatrist!
2006-10-06 16:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by Spastic girl! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok she is just nasty and you like a girl like that?
2006-10-05 09:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by geminigurl2404 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like she is the luckiest girl in the world.........besides you.
2006-10-05 09:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by johnnydean86 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you could be a little more creative! make her give you a bj after anal sex! or maybe have sex during her period and make her lick her blood off of you! ya get creative!
2006-10-05 09:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by SUMMER 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i think shes weird. if you don't feel comfortable about it tell her.maybe she'll stop
2006-10-05 09:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋