A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
2006-10-05 09:11:53 · 23 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
2006-10-05 09:23:44 · answer #1 · answered by CaReBeAr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny man thanx for making those kind of jokes on my freetime, the lady getting mad at the dude for making those type of remarks
2006-10-05 10:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by kenia l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats perfect 20/10 by far the best iv ever herd. pleze tell me were u get them or do u make them up? :)
2006-10-05 09:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke..hehehe
2006-10-05 09:49:59 · answer #4 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-05 09:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I really liked this joke. lol
2006-10-05 09:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! excellent
2006-10-05 09:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by d1rty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny!
2006-10-05 10:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny :D
lmao, hahaha
2006-10-05 09:14:27 · answer #9 · answered by Vanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! HAHAHAHA.....thanks for another great one!!! HAHAHA
2006-10-05 09:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is best one ever
2006-10-05 09:15:12 · answer #11 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋