A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
2006-10-05 09:09:03 · 29 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will surely use this one!
2006-10-05 09:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by mspc4u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imao
2006-10-05 16:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by scorpio78 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-10-05 16:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) funny
for men the 4 letter words would be:
work, help (at) home, (we) need (to) talk, head-ache, mood ...
2006-10-05 16:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by dora co 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i thought it was gunna be cuss words lol i'm so blonde (and not black hahah i just love making my avatar so ugggggggly)
2006-10-05 16:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah those sound like words that scare men more than women.
2006-10-05 16:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by tiffany228 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!! And I had my mind in the gutter.
2006-10-05 16:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha lol that was good i think i should get best answer lol have a good day
2006-10-05 16:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ekkkks those can be dirty words! LOL Cute!
2006-10-05 16:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Did someone tap my phone? How did you KNOW?
2006-10-05 16:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by retro_girl34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is everyone laughing? THAT WAS THE WORST JOKE EVER!
2006-10-05 16:25:34 · answer #11 · answered by green_eyed_goddess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋