There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his skin...
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!
She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
2006-10-05 09:03:04 · 16 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg thats hilarious!!!! were do u get these. i bet u luv gettn them. i like gettn best answers wanna help lol pleeeeeeeeeze:)
2006-10-05 09:13:24 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's one way to get an *** kissing, hahahahah.
how can an ethiopian tell if she's pregnant?
the tampon comes out half eaten.
what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 52?
Your Honor.
A catholic priest and a rabbi walk past a little boy on the street. The priest says, "Hey, let's f#%^ him!"
The rabbi replies, "F@#$ him outta what?"
2006-10-05 16:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holly potato
2006-10-05 16:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Alex M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!!!!! Never heard it before! I give it a 10/10!
2006-10-05 16:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That's awesome.....thanks!
2006-10-05 16:12:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh you nasty husband - none the less LOL
2006-10-05 16:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-10-05 16:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by fancey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-05 17:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-05 16:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by yonilobo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, nice one.
2006-10-05 17:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋