In the beginning the sky wizard created the Heavens and the Earth.
Genesis 1:1
(Jim Darwin Version)
2006-10-05 08:58:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is a curse on doing this. I know that you will not listen, but still I will post it. You are bringing a curse directly from God onto yourself.
Rev 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
2006-10-05 09:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm offended by that. I happen to worship the Sky Wizard and resent your confusing my personal imaginary deity with the christian one. Are your trying to trample on my religious rights?
2006-10-05 16:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by trouthunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is called by many names, sky wizard would probably not make the list, but he is still God and you are going to have to face him when you die.
2006-10-05 16:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Robert L 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That might be bad for the environment, as it would increase the number of pages in each bible by 18%.
2006-10-05 16:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by limendoz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then a large number of red-ink companies will go out of business.
2006-10-05 15:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by wdmc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it- I think we should download the bible in microsoft word and then do a word replacement function and distribute it at Sunday Schools everywhere.
2006-10-05 16:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Trip S 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good, good... you didn't capitalize in your example though, which completely changes the meaning, like Son and son, or Him and him. I forget what it means when you capitalize, but it is really popular.
2006-10-05 16:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. the great sky wizard huh. meh same thing. sounds kinda indian like.. sky wizard...
2006-10-05 15:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What ever floats your boat. But, why did you feel so threatened by a book that this was even brought up?
2006-10-05 16:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by Meow the cat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That would be cool! And the sky wizard smote thee!!! hmm hmhmhmhmmh hmhmhm
2006-10-05 16:00:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋