2006-10-05 08:52:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Edinburgh
Tisk tisk Dr. Evil!! Shame on you for playin on the computer when you should be working! You need a spankin!! Or sit in the corner, that's it you got time out buddy!! LMAO! As for the question have her lay on her back and that way you can tell her without smothering yourself!!
2006-10-05 10:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by Angie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the old country western song title,
"How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?"
or
"I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy!"
I suggest 'Cuervo Añejo!"
.
2006-10-05 15:54:55 · answer #2 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chocolates
2006-10-08 13:29:29 · answer #3 · answered by vickicraig86@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When she gets up in search of more food. Then tell her you love her. Don't forget to take a big breath of air before she sits down on you face again.
2006-10-05 17:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by Rosie the Riviter 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang, you people got me laughing so hard, my boss came in and wondered what the hell was going on. I had to Alt+tab faster than a speeding bullet. Phew, it was close.
Ok, Angie, as long as you're doin' the spankin.' And don't LYAO completely, because I'm gonna spin you around and do some spankin' of my own!
2006-10-05 16:44:00 · answer #5 · answered by x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can't beleive some of the answers on here. Not sure if this is a joke or not! How can you talk about your wife like that if it is true? Im sure she'd be really happy to hear you sharing this with other people.
2006-10-05 17:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Oscar100 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well sit on her face then tell her
2006-10-07 19:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She can't be THAT fat- the next time she falls asleep, put a lock on the refrigerator door and a sign that says "I love you fatty mcnasty."
2006-10-05 16:01:21 · answer #8 · answered by TJD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Write it down
2006-10-07 09:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign language or try a snorkel
2006-10-05 15:56:08 · answer #10 · answered by DAVID H 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋