A woman sitting at a roadhouse in Top Springs, NT, suddenly
began to cough while eating a giant outback steak.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress and two Jackaroos at the next table turned to look at her. "Can ya swalla?", asked one Jackaroo.
The woman signalled "No", desperately shaking her head.
"Can ya breathe?", asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn blue, shook her head "No".
With that, the first Jackaroo raced over to her, lifted up the
back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
The Jackaroo walked back over to his mate and proudly took another drink of his VB. His mate said in admiration,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I
ain't never seen nobody do it before".
2006-10-05 08:48:04 · 13 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funneeee!!!
2006-10-05 08:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by ~Dee~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a similar one using a beer bottle and the "Heineken maneuver"
2006-10-05 09:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by Lab 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup heard it before...but still hilarious....thanks for puttin it back out there and givin me a laugh
broc
2006-10-05 09:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! Nope that is the first time I have ever heard that one and will be sure and pass it on! Thanks!
2006-10-05 09:40:17 · answer #4 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one made me laugh
2006-10-05 08:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by fancey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, keep them coming friend!
2006-10-05 10:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I will have to tell that to some people.
2006-10-05 08:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if it work.
2006-10-05 08:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Tsk! Tsk! LOL.
2006-10-06 13:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...just wow.... i didnt even see that coming. disgusting and hilarious, thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-05 08:52:24 · answer #10 · answered by MRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋