The other day my blond neighbor, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping, and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going tohave TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
2006-10-05 07:49:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2006-10-05 07:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....ceiling white blonde....
There is actually only one blonde joke in the whole world..the rest are all true..The whole world is still trying to find out which one is the joke....
2006-10-05 15:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Excellent.
Sad thing is I have met some blonde's that these jokes just nail to a tee.
2006-10-05 15:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you imagine what that/those child(ren) are going to think of their Mother if they ever find out about that.
2006-10-05 15:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA … was feeling bored looking at Y/A questions!
2006-10-05 16:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Cool 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-05 15:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, very funny!
2006-10-05 18:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great! i love that one.
2006-10-05 15:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't be serious
2006-10-05 15:14:18 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, nice
2006-10-05 15:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by MRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋