What makes ANY of you think you have ANY CLUE as to the real deal? Listen, I've been content to just hide out and watch for millenia, but all this bickering back & forth on Yahoo! Answers is really starting to PISS ME OFF!!!
Maybe I want you to question. Maybe I want you to have faith. Maybe I want you to disbelieve. Maybe it's all of the above. Maybe none of the above. Maybe reality is just a sick joke, or a bet I made with one of my friends. Maybe you'll find out when you die, maybe you won't. Maybe the instant you die, I'll change all the rules. Maybe it's all a big test, or maybe it's a big waste of time. Maybe you're all my greatest creation, or maybe I am yours. Maybe I screwed up and this whole creation thing has gotten out of hand, or maybe this is all a clever ruse & I don't exist.
Anyway, I just want you all to shut up already! You can listen or not. I really don't care.
(PS - From Yahoo Staff... this is the real God... we just let him use Printninja's account)
2006-10-05 07:33:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow... I can see I'm going to have to put my "smite down" on all of you presumptious believers.
When I say shut up, I mean it!
Notice all my atheist children paid attention and listened.
2006-10-05 08:18:26 · update #1
So what was the question..."GOD"? Or did you forget to ask one?
2006-10-05 07:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley D 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why the waste of time on this site my God if you are pissed off already? leave us be and let bullshit Godship stay in your head. Do not go anymore to this R&S site because we will never shut up. You do shut up! Since you do not care.
2006-10-05 14:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mat 24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
Mat 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
Col 2:8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
2006-10-05 14:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, THAT should clear up all the bickering between the fundamentalists and the atheists...
Uh... were you the christian god, or islamic, or jewish, or norse, greek, vedic, eskimo, swahili, or cargo cult god? I need to know so I can tell which church service to skip on sunday!
2006-10-05 14:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I have a real clue anymore, but I would really like one.
something to make life better and to help me to stop contradictiong myself. I hope this reality isnt real
2006-10-05 14:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by opaulo30 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really? You do not talk or preach like one.
Your logical or even spiritual message is vague.
Your anger and impatience shows you're just another mortal trying to play or pretend to be God.
Shame on you!
2006-10-05 14:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Ely C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As You created us, Oh Great One, You know You already know You are in fact banging your magnificent Head against an even more magnificent Wall.
2006-10-05 20:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Snowth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u might have just a little to much time on ur hands. .for there is only one God and you will see him, then u can try to explain what u have done . good day and good luck when its ur turn
2006-10-05 14:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by twopipes1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If my GOD needs to ask me a question I don't think he would need to do it through "Yahoo Questions"!
2006-10-05 14:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't like it, then don't read the it!!!
Some of us love God and Jesus and like to talk about it and read it, if you don't then just stay out of it!!!!!
2006-10-05 14:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a God That gets "PISSED OFF" ...
I think that gives the answer
2006-10-05 15:09:45 · answer #11 · answered by Parsu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋