Why are cat farts always smelly and never audible unlike dog farts?

Question

You always know when a dog does it but a cat...usually hit's you by surprise!

Answer 1

Consider this batman; think about the size of the orifice. My Stimpy uses the one-cheek sneak. but as the ONLY fish-eater in our home its obvious who did it.

Answer 2

If your cat farts often, you need to change the food you are giving, That is not a good thing. Funny posting though

Answer 3

I dunno but I'd like a cat bum shaped cork coz there's one that visits me that belongs to a neighbour and drops the smelliest stinkiest ones I ever smelled - I swear that is the only reason it comes around it never wants food (even nice stuff) and rejects affection - very peculiar. Oh and the one time it sprayed cat juice in my speaker. That's when it became obvious it was a Tom, though it looks and walks like a girl cat.

Answer 4

Have you ever looked at a cats undercarriage, when they walk away from you with their tail up??? Looks like its been sucking a wasp!!!


However, we ALWAYS know when the dog does it, he is the first to move away, beyond the speed of sound!!!

Answer 5

dont givit makes the ur cat chesse it makes the smell really bad my cat used to eat chesse all the time an it wasnt a nice smell

Answer 6

Mine are not audible, I squeeze my cheeks to make sure, but the smell, everyone jumps out of the window.

Answer 7

Because cats are sneaky creatures...as for chimp farts...well

Answer 8

The smell is due to what they eat, esp. tinned food like Kitekat or Whiskas (Kitekat is deadly!)
The silence is so they can stare at you accusingly and pretend it was you, and they're horrified at your lack of breeding. They are, after all, cats....

Answer 9

LOL i would like to try and answer but cant stop laughing at the posts hehehehehe

Answer 10

I can't say i listen for any farting going on