My wife and I are having fun trying to come up with silly "MAMA" jokes. I think she's gonna kick my booty at this so I just wanted to get some of the ones ya'll have heard. Thanks!
2006-10-05 07:11:46 · 17 answers · asked by ieho1 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
never joke about mama
2006-10-05 07:13:33 · answer #1 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hear are some:
yo mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
yo mama's so poor she puts a milkshake on lay away.
yo mama's so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade.
yo mama's so fat when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet.
yo mama's so thin she hool a hoops with a cheerio.
yo mama's so dumb she climbed a transparent wall to see on the other side..
2006-10-05 07:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by audaciously_shy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama is so fat, she stepped on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose...
Your Mama is so fat, she ordered a MySize Meal at McDonald's, and they gave her the key to the restaurant.
2006-10-05 07:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ramon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so fat she got busted at the airport for 200 lbs. of crack
your mama's so dumd she jumped off a cliff and stopped to ask for directions
your mama's so old her social security is 1
your mama's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
your mama's so poor when the house caught fire she sang, "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise Lord Jesus, we HAVE HEAT!"
your mama's so fat she got baptized in sea world
2006-10-05 08:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are some of the classics:
Your momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
Your momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon.
Your momma is so old, her Social Security Number is 1
2006-10-05 07:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that when the weather man said it was CHILI outside, she grabed a bowl, a box of crackers and a spoon and ran outside.
2006-10-05 07:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by stigys 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat that when she disappered they had to put her picture on a milk truck.
Your mama is so old that she had Jesus in her yearbook.
2006-10-05 07:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by legionofshadows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one: Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phine company.
2006-10-05 11:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by ed the bed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama so greasy that she sweats Crisco and uses bacon for a band-aid.
2006-10-05 07:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by Lab 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so fat, to put a belt on she needs to use a boomerang.
Your momma's butt crack is so hairy, I keep expecting Don King to jump out and yell, "Only in America!"
Your momma's pits are so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock.
Your momma's so fat, in order for your dad to have sex, he has to roll her in dough and aim for the wet spot.
2006-10-05 08:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋