1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE.....
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
2006-10-05 07:03:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
If you guys think this is funny. Watch some episodes of stand-up comedian Carlos Mencia.
I recommend the DVD:
Carlos Mencia
Not For The Easily Offended
Live in San Jose
He is always talking so much junk about everybody, especially Hispanics! He talks about ethnic stereotypes, race relations, immigration, war, patriotism, capitalism and family with brutal honesty and provacativeness. He is soooo funny, he will have you rolling! Ya know what the ironic thing about it is? He is Hispanic himself!
You just gotta watch it!
2006-10-05 07:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by Guess 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
don't think you made this up yourself...you so copied and pasted it from the internet.
My friend sent me a link to this same writing, on an internet site, like 2 years ago of why mexicans couldn't be terrorists.
take care.
2006-10-08 22:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Alexis Samira 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny but you left out one...Mexicans aren't smart enough to be the kind of terrorist you are speaking about. They are economic terrorists, however.
2006-10-06 02:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by RENEGADE. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually very funny,with only a few words changed here and there could apply to most any nationality.
If you wrote it you have talent . Thank you for sharing it
2006-10-05 14:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are the smartest funniest person I believe I have ever had the pleasure of chatting with. I am USA born. We are not all racists. I am Pro Immigration. May you have a blessed day AND PLEASE TAKE MY SINCERE SUPPORT ALONG WITH YOUR PASSION TO ASSEMBLE INTO THE LOVELY USA.
I am in agreement with many that we must control our borders. It is a national security issue and the drug lords freely pass drugs into the United States. Okay but we have problems on both sides of the "fence". The "fence" will not stop the corruption of US Officials who allow these drugs to be passed. These same officials will have a key to open that "border fence" to admit the drug lords but will not permit the passage of the poor illegal immigrant that came to clean up your buildings instead of blowing them up. Why do so many drugs come into the United States? The answer supply and demand. We need these illegal immigrants to work the jobs that our so drug addicted nation will not fill. WE NEED COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM. We do not need to repair the damaged levy by placing our finger in the hole. We need to repair the entire levy. DON'T let these politicians keep you ignorant....This whole smoke screen/border fence is just a ploy to get them reelected. These same politicians know that we need this "illegal" work force just as much as they need us.....Think.....if it were not true would it have taken them so long to do something about it. NO it wouldn't have. The 911 incident caused us all to think....but did the illegal alien mastermind that event. No, he didn't so why treat him or her as if they did do it. STOP RACISM. HUG AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TODAY
2006-10-05 14:08:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
That was funny Good one I will have to tell my boyfriend that one hes mexican hahahahaha
2006-10-05 14:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by ask me again 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a good chuckle.
But it is not true. There is nothing wrong with Mexicans. Just the illegal ones.
2006-10-05 14:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by Angel of Man 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Mexicans are economic terrorists, they are draining the U.S. coffers dry and sending the stolen money to Mexico to support that sewer of a nation.
Oh and BTW....ILLEGAL ALIENS DID FLY THE PLANES INTO THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS EINSTIEN. They were illegal aliens who had overstayed their visas or not showed up to verify their visa status. They were just illegal aliens from foreign nations other than Mexico.
Too bad you don't do your homework.
2006-10-05 14:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by shoshone 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
only thing I disagree with is it would have been the fat women on the plane that distracted you. Mexicans love fat women. Funny as hell.
2006-10-05 14:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by solid132 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
HAHAHA, excellent! We need more posts like this. I'm so used to reading about all this prejudice and hate.... thanks for putting a smile on my face. 2 thumbs up!
2006-10-05 14:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by maryjane green 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋