what are some natural ways to pass marijuana test?

Question

im broke and need to take a piss test within the next month- what are some home remedies to detox my self

Answer 1

Not being a pothead is the most natural way to pass the test that I know of. And how broke can you be if you can afford to waste money on dope?

Answer 2

Marijuana will stay in your system for 7-30 days, depending on how frequently you smoke it (i.e., if you smoked it once it will be gone faster than if you had smoked it every day for a month prior). Drinking lots of water and exercising is a natural detox for anything that is in your system that shouldn't be there.

DO NOT attempt to bring anything in with you to add to your urine (or even bringing in a container of someone else's urine). In some places they frisk you or ask you to empty your pockets; in others, they will watch you. When I had to take a urine test, there was no way to flush the toilet, so I imagine if they were suspicious they could have gotten some out of the toilet as well. Besides, if you attempt to add chemicals to your urine, a lot of places are testing for that now as well.

Your best bet is not to smoke for a while, and if it's close to 30 days since you've last smoked, you've got a good chance of passing.

Answer 3

If you have 30 days and abstain now you should be safe. It takes approximately one month for THC to clear out of your system.

Be careful about using cleansing methods. The human body naturally has some THC regardless of whether you smoke dope or not. Many cleansing methods strip out the natural THC which is a red flag to the testing agency that you are trying to mask your results.

Good luck.

Answer 4

Health Food stores have something for that but I don't know what it is called. Another way to pass the marijuana test - STOP USING IT! Employers have a right to drug test at any time they wish and without warning - so stop and you'll have no reason to worry about it. If you insist on continuing the usage then I guess your job is just not that important to you.

Answer 5

I guess it depends on how important you think passing the test is.

If it's a big deal to you, my plan would be to eat very healthy food, drink a lot of water, take up some form of exercise (swimming, gym, aerobics, whatever), and of course stop taking any drugs.

Answer 6

do not use vinegar it will kill kidney tissue . yellow root extract works wonders. and lots of water. It also depends on how much body fat you have. THC sticks to body fat just outside the muscle area. If you work out extremely hard for a couple of days , and sweat alot , the lactic acid will pass it right through the sweat glands. But still drink alot of water

Answer 7

Stop doing it immediately. I sell the drug testing kits and they are very hard to beat! Stay clean! The home remedies don't work despite their claims. Also, don't try to use someone elses urine either the test will know if you do.

Answer 8

Drink alot of water. If your not confident after that, then use bleach. Pour a drop of it in the piss.

Answer 9

The best thing to do is find a girlfriend who is clean , get her to pee for you, put it in a condom or zip lock baggie close to you (to keep it warm) and pop it when you sit down to pee. You might want to take a pen or something to pop it with quickly!

Answer 10

Not smoking weed in the first place. You do know that it is illegal and not to mention really stupid right? I hope that this test is the wake up call that you need to realize that smoking pot was really stupid. A bad decision that will most likely follow you for the rest of your life. Hope you like working at burger king, because they will most likely be the only ones willing to hire you.