when my wife is taking a shower in the morning i like to go take a dump in the toilet and leave it there and surprise her when she gets out. she used to think it was funny like a long time ago..but now she gets all disgusted and upset by it??? why the drastic change in the pereption of my floating, sitting dooky??? i dont get it. what yall think??
2006-10-05 04:37:38 · 29 answers · asked by barnabus finkle 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
So basically your telling us you were never fully potty trained, correct???
She probually is irritated that your nasty and a three year old has better hygene than her grown man.
Flush your own ****, you nasty little man with way to much free time......
2006-10-05 04:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by rebecwi3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it was funny at first because she has a sense of humor. But doing this again over a period of time will get on anybody's nerves. She's tired of seeing it, that's why she's changed! It's not funny anymore. You obviously are getting a kick out of this since you keep doing it. You're taking it too far. A joke like this should never be repeated. It's nasty. Stop immediately. It's not funny anymore so now she's getting agitated.
2006-10-05 04:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by melcar12345 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simple, Momma(Wife) wants a husband; not a child!! Momma wants to feel grown-up in Her marriage, and She wants you to make Her feel safe and secure by being a man who takes His responsibility serious.
Momma doesn't want to have to raise you along with your children, when She "bears" them for you.
Marriage is suppposed to be "a serious" life-long committment to Her, and not a burden.
Momma(Wife) doesn't want to "go-pee or poop" in the woods, or on a dirty toilet, and have "bugs" crawling up Her thigh! No woman wants to be embarrassed by Her other-half(Husband) as well!!! It is "the-code" of "Them Ol' Women!" They have their image, family name, and their Momma's virtues to protect at all times!
Your little "prank" has become old and stale in the morning. One day Momma(Wife) might leave you a joke in the A.M. by dropping a log in your boot before you head off to work, to see if you laugh about it, then She might not stop, so you will get the message; to grow up and act like Her husband and as a man...
Or She could tire of you all together and file for a divorce! Will you laugh at that, or think that is funny?
2006-10-05 04:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by 1moe4u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On one hand you are probably being considerate if flushing the toilet means she gets a blast of hot water while showering but on the other hand, in this situation, turnabout would be fair play. In another words, encourage her to return the favor.
She needs to gross you out. I can think of several but they probably are not appropriate in this forum. OK, maybe one: a soiled sanitary pad between 2 pieces of bread and put it in your lunch.
2006-10-05 05:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
have you let yourself go? Try and get back in shape and spice things up.
Also dont dump in the toilet, its disgusting... learn to flush man
Maybe all still good but your toilet humour just got old!
2006-10-05 04:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by survival_paul 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You sound like you have some issues and should at least some respect for your wife if only as a person alone
2006-10-05 04:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by dmxdragon2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's just nasty,and disrespectfull..how would you like it if she left a dirty pad in the bathroom for you to see? have some respect,I'm sure when you first started dating you didn't do those things.remember the same things you did to get her ,is the same you'll have to do to keep her!
2006-10-05 04:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by jae m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that is immature! Maybe she is disgusted that she married a man with the humour of a child.
2006-10-05 04:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by glitz_and_glitter 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It definitely sounds like she's turned into a lesbian as she now prefers female turds only! but you could try shitting in the shower
2006-10-05 04:39:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how would you like it if she left her poop in your briefcase pal, that is if you even have a briefcase. I ma thinking you probabaly work in a pig farm as a pig **** retriever.
and if you must leave it there maybe you should start saying oink oink too
2006-10-05 04:40:55 · answer #10 · answered by MiKe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋