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I'm doing standup comdy on Friday night and this is the joke Im gonna end with:

"If a man says his opinion and no woman hears it, is he still wrong?"

LMFAO.

2006-10-05 04:07:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

31 answers

That was an AWESOME joke...in the 70s

2006-10-05 04:08:17 · answer #1 · answered by Doug C 3 · 1 0

I think the joke alone it not great - but we have not heard the rest of your skit. If your skit leeds up to this - then it will be a nice closer. And if all else fails - Tell them a dirty joke.

Good Luck on Friday

2006-10-05 11:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn B 1 · 0 0

Good Luck

2006-10-05 11:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by blue_eyed_woman_of_3 3 · 0 0

Wtf.
I don't think that's very funny. I think you better come up with a better joke. Actually, I don't see the humor in that... is it really a joke? Are you sure?

2006-10-05 11:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♪Msz. Nena♫ 6 · 0 0

Its good, its good.

But not for a finisher. You need to come with more fire.

Like fart on the mic or something.

Haha, that would be funny. Farts are funny.

2006-10-05 11:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by maneone22 2 · 0 0

That's good.
What does a man have that a woman doesn't?
The remote control.

2006-10-05 11:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by Isis 7 · 0 0

chuckle, good one!
The only time a male opinion is right is when there is no women to argue with it.

2006-10-05 11:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0 0

I always tell my wife whenever we're trying to make a decision - "Look, just tell me what I want".

2006-10-05 11:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by stevekc43 4 · 0 0

Not that funny...maybe only the women will laugh.

2006-10-05 11:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 0 0

Not bad but somehow complicated

2006-10-05 11:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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