A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and
asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperm and eggs etc.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, men and women and love...
He thinks what the hell, and tells her the works, thinking that to tell it all
is the only way to tell truth.
The girl is somewhat awe struck with this sudden influx of bizarre new
knowledge, and her father finally asks, "So why did you wish to know about sex?"
"Oh, mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
2006-10-05 03:32:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Nobody needs to get all serious here...The Title is for pure shock value alone! Just a joke guys....
2006-10-05 03:33:12 · update #1
too funny....what a play on words.....kids have no clues....
2006-10-05 03:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Babsygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twas sort of serious situation and answer...but oh you made me laugh out loud. See, I seem not sleepy anymore at the moment 10:36PM
2006-10-05 10:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by camilo r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwwwwe! I was hoping it was a question about some backwoods family in Appalachia. :(
Good joke though!!!!
Have a great day!!!
2006-10-05 10:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
What is an Australian kiss?
It's like a french kiss but "down under"
he he.
2006-10-05 10:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel Bitchface 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehaheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you just lost 5 points for nothing
2006-10-05 10:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by o.s. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a cute one
2006-10-05 12:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-10-05 10:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by sambonesgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...
People seriously, read the whole thing before you answer!
2006-10-05 10:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by sshhmmee2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. You got me.
2006-10-05 12:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by gamelover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have very unique outlook, my friend.
2006-10-05 10:34:57 · answer #10 · answered by icyhott4urmind 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋